There’s no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people’s. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it last week and you just remembered.
Teamwork is what you call it when you trick other people into ignoring their priorities in favor of yours.
Non-monetary incentives are every bit as valuable as they sound.
Preparing a Powerpoint presentation will give you the sweet, sweet illusion of productivity.